“Palestine plans “giant suicide bomb” “Just you wait. The Israelis won’t know what’s hit them. We’ll lure them all in here - you know promise them a big party or something. Then the entire Palestinian population will detonate themselves in a single ginormous explosion. This will guarantee the immediate destruction of Israel and creation of a Palestinian homeland - although there won’t be anyone left to live in it… The plan is an absolute doozy. We can’t fail.”
— Everlasting Blort
